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Jay Leno:	What's your cat's name?
Russell:	Morrissey.
Jay Leno:	Oh, any relation to the pop star Morrissey?
Russell:	Well not genetically ... because Morrissey is a human, and I imagine if he had any progeny, they would also be human. Unless Morrissey were to conjugate with some feline creature, sex-wise. And whilst I would pay a ticket to such an event, it would be abominable, morally.

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